Friday, September 11, 2009

I've Been Played!!! *A Gamer Movie Review*

Ok... I miss it... I didn't get to watch "Gamer" on the first day of the local screening as what i've plan to. But instead the whole gang turned up just now at Midvalley. The usual band of brothers which is Ian, Mohan, Edwin and George turned up.

I was on time reaching to MV at 7.35pm and saw Ian there despite the movie startin' at 7.40pm and when i decided to go in first cause i didn't want to miss anything... fuck la... Movie started already despite the other 3 jokers was late and still about to reach MV.

So there you go... "Gamer" staring Gerard Butler and Michael C. Hall.

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Synopsis:

Set in a future-world where humans can control other humans in mass-scale, multi-player online gaming environments, a star player (Gerard Butler) from a game called "Slayers" looks to regain his independence while taking down the game's mastermind named Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall).

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Okay... at first the movie was like Wow Wow!!! Action! Action! Boom! Boom! More Wows! But then... despite the 18-SG tag on the movie which is utter bullshit. Fuck the Malaysian Censorshipboard wei! Why bother showin' a movie which you gonna chop the dick out of the movie???

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They were censoring throughout all the scenes where there's the 'Fuck' word and all the gore parts. So it's really.. really...

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But after 15 to 20 minutes of the movie, i started asking myself the question...

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

Serious!!! The story line doesn't make sense and basically this is one of the most ridiculous movie i've ever watch which is CONFUSING!!! Beside "Crank" but damn at least "Crank" i love it...



And suprisingly... i almost laughed when i saw Ludacris appear in the movie as underground group leader of Humanz.

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Only thing worth mentioning about this movie was Michael C. Hall's character Ken Castle. I really love this actor ever since i became a FAN-atic of Showtime's TV Series "DEXTER". He was good, potraying the psycho crazy asshole protagonist/villian .

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No joke, after 30 minutes of this piece of crap movie, i've even wanted to just walk out of the cinema.

After the movie ended, straight away all of us was like. What the fuck is this movie la!? Crap shit wei! I told George and Mohan, "Fuck la! Imagine i just watch "Training Day" and "I Am Sam" before coming to MV and now watching this fuck shit!? DAMN....



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After that i suggested the lads to go try Popeye's Chicken cause i saw the outlet downstairs prior to walking up to the cinema when i came to MV and moreover i've been craving Popeye's Chicken ever since i watch "Little Nicky" back during highschool time.



Yeaps!!! That's Popeye's Chicken... he's holdin'!!!

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Honestly i enjoyed my Popeye's Chicken like 10 times more than the piece of shit movie i just watched.

Here's the picture of the popeye's chicken taken from my handphone

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Another closer look at the popeye's chickenz~

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An even more close up look at mah popeye's chickenz~

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LOLz! My handphone camera lousy ma~ Scared u all can't see... XD

Gamer Ratings:
Storyline: 4.5/10
Uh-Wah Factor: 6.5/10
Overall: 5.5/10

I think they should change the poster of the movie to this instead...

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2 comments:

Johnny Ong said...

that bad ah?

Kennee said...

Yes... U have to watch it and walk out the theater to believe it... XD