Super fuckin' 8

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!!

I felt violated...

It happened again!!!

It's Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull all over again...

Instead of this...


it's... this poor chap beggin' for their mercy...

YES! IT's JJ Abrams's turn to be the whore... Beg all you want, it's not goin to prevent it...

C'mon we all know this picture just
JUST TOO GOOD AND TOO FUCKING PERFECT TO BE TRUE!!!

I just felt somehow that his asshole will come along...
coming with his 'dildosaber' and violate and literally fuck things up!!!

I fucking saw the credits roll with LUCASFILM being the company that handle the special effects for this movie!!!

Only thing was decent was the little zombie flick at the end...

Looks like all the looking forward to this movie went and flew out of the window...

PLEEEAAAASSSEEE!!! Enough with the Alien's Spaceships flying off at every end of the fuckin' movie already!!!

X-men vs. Pirates

So summer is here... So where's the babes in bikinis??? Oh rite... I'm in the wrong continent... Oh sucks...

Oh well... so no bikini-clad chics galore here but what the heck, at least we still get the summer blockbusters here...

Let's cut to the chase shall we? Watched pirates 4, bla bla bla... Johnny Deep? Depp? Sparrow? Who gives a fuck...

Conclusion... First thing that cross was mind was this...


And the below comic strip courtesy of the internet can best sum up what i thought of the movie


Thank goodness i watched this last week...



And somehow restores my faith in hollywood movies once again...

I don't bother giving a rating and what not coz i'm no movie experts or trying to be one... Fuck that shit, i'm just being plain honest... Just to watch pirates and regret it later and just watch it for the sake of watching and enjoy first class coz although i was skeptical at first but after watching it, you kinda sense a feeling of satisfaction... just like after whacking a carl's jr combo meal burger... XD

Well later tomorrow, or should i say later tonite goin to watch JJ Abram's Super8... So looking forward to it later... Hehehe...