Talking about being cynical...

Talking about being cynical... Well, some friends you have, never seems to failed to amuse you. Not that i care. LOL! I learn from them too. Some just don't bother to contact you or keep their promises when they say they will and some just basically will only call when they need you and never available on other times... AWESOME!

New Twilight/New Moon joke...

In case some of you guys didn't know, i did an entry "Howling at the New Moon" which is a contest entry to win the premiere tickets of the new Twilight movie... 'New Moon'

Well, i stumble upon today's C&H comic and they did a joke on it as well... So here it goes...



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The Revival of Jesus-Sunday Comic Day

Wow... I can't believe myself that i haven't posted any Jesus Comic Day for sometime now. But nonetheless, there's one... Well, but there's no Jesus in it but it has got to do with Jesus la... If you guys are smart enough and know the story... you'll definitely get the joke...



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This Is Too Hardcore

Ohh Emm Gee!!! Since started working, i barely got time to even post a lame ass comic strip from Cyanide and Happiness... Crap la! So here's one... then i have to leave to work... = =! Worst part is, this week is the last week of training and then... Poof!!! Officially on your own... = =! = =!



Less hardcore stuff from Explosm.net lulz! That's such a lie... Tee Hee~~~

Slowpoke...

For some who might know, i just started my work this week. And that explain alot on why i have been MIA for one whole week. I remembered that this month was CELgames competition and their prelims were around this few weeks.

So i went to their website yesterday and realized that their prelims was today at 10.30am. So i quickly registered myself and i'm getting ready right now to move my ass to Subang.

Not to mentioned this whole week was like... back from work and stuck in jam... den sleep...den wake up... den stuck in jam and back to work and the cycle continues...

So yes! i didn't train at all... and hopefully... some kinda miracle happen la... XD But not to worry, i'll be bringin mah camera so if i get knock out early... i'll be snapping away photos and soon update it here when i got time la... XD

Oh ya... The message and meaning of this post is that... i am a SLOWPOKE... XD

ps. All American Rejects pics will be uploaded as soon as i get back home later... *fingers crossed* and wish me luck... XD

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Please...

Yes... i'm on my lazy mode again. So here's another Cyanide and Happiness for ya amusement while i search for some kinda inspiration for a post... XD


*click on image to enlarge*



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I'm Too Young

Kinda lazy to write a post and i saw today's C&H kinda sarcastic and twisted kinda funny so...



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Nudist Lost in Translation

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Jesus Is A Pretty Bad Backseat Driver Too

Woohoo!!! It's Sunday again!!! You know what that means, don't cha???

It's JESUS DAY!!!

Come on guys, you did see this coming... rite?


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P.S. I skipped church today cause i got the flu bug... It would not be considerate of me to come and infect the whole congregation, rite? That would be mean... But my mom thinks otherwise... XD

Can I Force a Smile Despite I am Sick?

Okay people, yes i am down with flu and cough since this morning. I had no idea how i got infected with the flu and cough. Maybe cause yesterday i overexerted my body by playing badminton and futsal back to back without taking much fluids and water?

Anyhow, there's like a bundle of tissue papers on my desk to stop my leaking nose. Yeaps, it's leaking like a broken pipe. Any further explaining of that might gross you all out.

So begs the question, at times like this, it's pretty hard to put a smile on your face. Fake it? Neh... That won't work. Unless...



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Daddy, Where Do Babies Come From?

So imagine a small kid comes up to you and ask you that question, what would you say???



Well i guess it's always better to just tell them the truth...

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Imma...Horse... NNEEEEIIIIGGHHHHH~~~

We all love horses...rite?

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You Sure You Guys Are Over 21?

It's Sunday again... Yes another Sunday....

So since it's Sunday again, i guess we all know what day it is... YES! It's Jesus Comic Day... So here's one...



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A post dedicated to all INSOMNIACS!!!

Insomnia [in-som-nee-uh]

–noun

inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. when chronic; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness.


Insomniac [in-som-nee-ak]

–noun

a person who suffers from insomnia.

*Source:dictionary.com

So now, you all know the definition of it. So, if you fall into that category, this post is indeed dedicated to you! Yes, YOU!



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Selamat Hari Raya to ALL!!!

Looks like Raya in here again! More house visiting, and eating all those glorious food! It's nice to be a Malaysian for we have like tonnes of different festivals that we all can enjoy.

I honestly believe that as we all are living in a multiracial country, we ought to be thankful that we can enjoy all these little bundles of joys such as celebrating the festive day together. Not as an individual but as a country, more importantly as MALAYSIAN!

So eat ya hearts out boys and girls. Don't bother those extra kilos you gonna gain. Raya is once a year! *err, well maybe twice... once* Go visit ya Muslim friends, go eat their food! They don't mind!

Oh ya, it's also a Sunday... So, hmm... *thinkin'* It's time for some Jesus C&H jokes... Neh, i'll give Jesus a rest today. And since my cell group was talking about creation, we find Jesus's Dad for some funnies.



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*pics doesn't belong to me source from the internet

Borin' Day... Borin' Nite... WHY SO BORIN'???

Well gotta say today is and was a borin' day and nite for me. Didn't do anything productive at all. Only thing that i'm attempting to do something is probably gonna be writing this blog entry.

Probably it's a good thing, resting my ass at home cause it's goin' to be a busy and hectic weekend for me.

Yeaps, it's the week again where i'm on duty to play the bass for this week's Sunday Service. In case you all don't know, i do play bass and guitar and i'm kinda like one of the bass player for my church. Occasionally, i do play the guitar but there seem to be lacking of people playing bass guitar so bass it is.

Yeaps! That's me with my fav koyak jeans and my guitar... and well, that my friend is a really old picture.

Below are 2 very old pictures of Nicholl, Jim and myself playing in our first and last gig as a trio acoustic band. Those were fun times, and well yeah... these are really old photos as well.

This is the more "poyo" photo...

LOL! The Treo's... Sounds more like Oreo's...

Well tomorrow gonna be abit busy coz i have music practice in the evening and then i'll have to go to my friend Lester's birthday party cum BBQ at nite who he in fact just got back from Canada/Japan/i dunno which country he's been... Well, he's been away for quite some time i should say.

Last time i saw him was i think 2 to 3 years back during college time before he went off to Canada to study. Below is a really really old picture of our trip up to Penang. In the pics are myself, Nicholl, Azeem and Lester.

Then on the next day which is Sunday, i have to wake up early for church for the sound check and all and then right after service i have to rush my ass to Midvalley for a gathering among lowyat forumers and also to celebrate Cynthia's pre-birthday celebration who is a fellow forumer.

And Nite, depending on my muslim friends, whether they are asking to go to their house for Hari Raya celebration. So yeah! Pretty busy weekend! Hope i have a great weekend though...

Okay before i sign off feeling all excited for the weekend, i have to remind myself that now it's STILL A BORIN' DAY!!!

I'll leave you all with those 2 losers down here to tell ya how borin' i am right now...

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Looks like i'm not goin for futsal today...

Well, for those who didn't know. I play futsal every Wednesday. It has been like a routine of mine since 2 to 3 years back. And basically this futsal session, i'm practically managing it as in calling for people to confirm attendance, making the bookings and see all the stuff goin on smoothly.



Heck i even make myself a forum thread on lowyat.net

The Challenger Wednesday Cheras Futsal Club

But well looks like i'm forgoing my futsal session for my bro Azeem... to play pool... *Ades!*

Well looks like it's Bros before Balls...

Gotta be in Asia Cafe for pool with Azeem and his gang by 9.45pm... Sigh, looks like i have to drive all the way to Subang from Cheras...

Well yeah it's suppose to be whores... i know, i know...

Speaking of whores... why not strippers whores... Like one of these below... Stripper whores on a polestick doin some nasty pole dancing... XD


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I Wonder If Deaf Schizophrenic People Hear Voices...

Yeah... That has got me wondering for quite some time... Do they!? Just so happen there's a strip of C&H that make me ask myself that question again...




If they do... i wonder if they can understand it... since they haven't hear anything before...
Wow... This is some thought provoking stuff...

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Monday Blues! So What's the Cure!?

Alright people, it's Monday again. This means the depressed day is back again. Whether you are in ya office working or at school studying or whatever you might be doing, nothing escapes blues of Monday...



Well maybe some do...

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Looking for Jesus???

Oh my it's Sunday already, since it's Sunday... Why not some Jesus comic to go with it...



Happy Sunday ya'll~

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P.S. I really promote them alot, huh?