iPhone 5 Marketing Plan...

Statistics now say that 1 out of 3 people are fags

OMG!!! KNNCCB!!!

Talking about being cynical...

Talking about being cynical... Well, some friends you have, never seems to failed to amuse you. Not that i care. LOL! I learn from them too. Some just don't bother to contact you or keep their promises when they say they will and some just basically will only call when they need you and never available on other times... AWESOME!

New Twilight/New Moon joke...

In case some of you guys didn't know, i did an entry "Howling at the New Moon" which is a contest entry to win the premiere tickets of the new Twilight movie... 'New Moon'

Well, i stumble upon today's C&H comic and they did a joke on it as well... So here it goes...



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The Revival of Jesus-Sunday Comic Day

Wow... I can't believe myself that i haven't posted any Jesus Comic Day for sometime now. But nonetheless, there's one... Well, but there's no Jesus in it but it has got to do with Jesus la... If you guys are smart enough and know the story... you'll definitely get the joke...



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This Is Too Hardcore

Ohh Emm Gee!!! Since started working, i barely got time to even post a lame ass comic strip from Cyanide and Happiness... Crap la! So here's one... then i have to leave to work... = =! Worst part is, this week is the last week of training and then... Poof!!! Officially on your own... = =! = =!



Less hardcore stuff from Explosm.net lulz! That's such a lie... Tee Hee~~~

Slowpoke...

For some who might know, i just started my work this week. And that explain alot on why i have been MIA for one whole week. I remembered that this month was CELgames competition and their prelims were around this few weeks.

So i went to their website yesterday and realized that their prelims was today at 10.30am. So i quickly registered myself and i'm getting ready right now to move my ass to Subang.

Not to mentioned this whole week was like... back from work and stuck in jam... den sleep...den wake up... den stuck in jam and back to work and the cycle continues...

So yes! i didn't train at all... and hopefully... some kinda miracle happen la... XD But not to worry, i'll be bringin mah camera so if i get knock out early... i'll be snapping away photos and soon update it here when i got time la... XD

Oh ya... The message and meaning of this post is that... i am a SLOWPOKE... XD

ps. All American Rejects pics will be uploaded as soon as i get back home later... *fingers crossed* and wish me luck... XD

Moar slowpokes at Explosm.net

All Hail Darth Vader... #1 BAD ASS...

Just for the lulz... Star Wars fan would love it... XD

Spacebook...

Facebook/Star Wars Spoof...

Lesson to be learn... be careful of what you post on your updates if ya boss is on your facebook friend's list... XD

The Cycle of Chest Hair

I think it's kinda very true...



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Please...

Yes... i'm on my lazy mode again. So here's another Cyanide and Happiness for ya amusement while i search for some kinda inspiration for a post... XD


*click on image to enlarge*



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I'm Too Young

Kinda lazy to write a post and i saw today's C&H kinda sarcastic and twisted kinda funny so...



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A Street Fighter Parody of Ken and Ryu

This a pretty old comic strip i wanted to share to all if you guys haven't read it. For those who are not familiar with Street Fighter, the guy in red is Ken and the other guy in white is Ryu.

Both are characters from the Capcom Fighting game series called Street Fighter. So to all fans of Street Fighter, or unlike... enjoy...

Nudist Lost in Translation

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Jesus Is A Pretty Bad Backseat Driver Too

Woohoo!!! It's Sunday again!!! You know what that means, don't cha???

It's JESUS DAY!!!

Come on guys, you did see this coming... rite?


More Jesus Funnies at Explosm.net

P.S. I skipped church today cause i got the flu bug... It would not be considerate of me to come and infect the whole congregation, rite? That would be mean... But my mom thinks otherwise... XD

When Batman Doesn't Feel Like Goin' To Work

Well we all have that day where we just get up and don't feel like going to go work...*Monday Blues exceptions la*

Imagine you get a call from work when you're already off work or getting a call from colleague when it's in the weekend and you just don't want to be bothered with any work related things.

Well since it's already the weekends and i guessed some of us do get those annoying calls regarding work.



Well i guess we can take a few pointers from Batman... huh???

Can I Force a Smile Despite I am Sick?

Okay people, yes i am down with flu and cough since this morning. I had no idea how i got infected with the flu and cough. Maybe cause yesterday i overexerted my body by playing badminton and futsal back to back without taking much fluids and water?

Anyhow, there's like a bundle of tissue papers on my desk to stop my leaking nose. Yeaps, it's leaking like a broken pipe. Any further explaining of that might gross you all out.

So begs the question, at times like this, it's pretty hard to put a smile on your face. Fake it? Neh... That won't work. Unless...



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It's All About the People

Guess what? It's Wednesday again and i wonder what interesting things are going on in the cabinet meetings. Some might have noticed that last Wednesday i did have a post regarding our country's political situation and I've joke about it.

Well, maybe in the future i might dedicate my Wednesday's post to touch about our country's political scenario, joke about and also some post on my view as a Malaysian regarding our country's political situation.

Well, I ain't no political scientist, activist or whatsoever. I'm just a regular Malaysian who kinda wants to gives his 2 cents regarding what has happen in our country he loves.

Some might or might not know that there's By Election at Bagan Pinang. So as usual, all kinda antics you can see on the media. Kinda like a biddin' war but more like a pasar malam kinda biddin' where two sellers are busy lelong-ing their stuff at a better offer to attract customers.

From the many people and friends that I've talked to, most of them do say that Malaysia is fine. We got not much problem as in we do still live in here peacefully and normally. So when comes to the issue of who you prefer to rule the goverment, mostly don't really care on the difference.

That comes to my point. At times, one have to realize that it's not about who is running who or who is the boss. As long as we the people are taken care off and the meets and also needs are taken care of, it's pretty much fine.

Politicians have to realized that, despite most of them are at each other's neck all the time, they have to know what are the main priorities. It's the people who entrusted you and elected you to do the job for the people and not for personal gain.

Below is a comic that i did in conjuction of the message. I hope you all do catch the hidden meaning in it.



Without the people where will you be? Without the people, will you be standing up there? So don't forsake them. We were the reason you're up there in the first place.



As President Bush in Harold and Kumar once said, "You don't have to believe in your goverment to be a good citizen, you just have to believe in your country!".

Till the next 'People' post, God bless Malaysia...

Daddy, Where Do Babies Come From?

So imagine a small kid comes up to you and ask you that question, what would you say???



Well i guess it's always better to just tell them the truth...

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The Typical Malaysian

I can still remember, there's this one time during college time when i fetch my friend Azeem back to his house and he was apparently meeting up with his dad at his rented house to tag along his dad's car to go back to seremban. Wow! That's a looooong sentence!

Anyhow, so... what happen was, Nicholl was in the car with me, coz i'm droppin' him off to his house as well since it's on the way. So while both of us were in the car. We saw Azeem's dad was already waiting for him outside his house.

It was our first time seeing Azeem's dad, but we didn't come down from the car to meet him la, we kinda just waited in the car while "stalking". XD

What happen next was, i started driving away and then the next thing i see *a plastic bag of those bungkus drinks ie. when you tapao Milo Ice in Mamak... that kind* went flying across the small road...

I was like Fuyooh!!! Who threw that la? Then i realize shortly base on the projectile of the object was originated from none other than... *well pretty sure you know already la*.

So that comic strip is dedicated to that incident and to all those other assholes *me included* for ever committing that sinful act before.