iPhone 5 Marketing Plan...

Holy mother of credit cards!!!

You wouldn't guess it right... XD

X-men vs. Pirates

So summer is here... So where's the babes in bikinis??? Oh rite... I'm in the wrong continent... Oh sucks...

Oh well... so no bikini-clad chics galore here but what the heck, at least we still get the summer blockbusters here...

Let's cut to the chase shall we? Watched pirates 4, bla bla bla... Johnny Deep? Depp? Sparrow? Who gives a fuck...

Conclusion... First thing that cross was mind was this...


And the below comic strip courtesy of the internet can best sum up what i thought of the movie


Thank goodness i watched this last week...



And somehow restores my faith in hollywood movies once again...

I don't bother giving a rating and what not coz i'm no movie experts or trying to be one... Fuck that shit, i'm just being plain honest... Just to watch pirates and regret it later and just watch it for the sake of watching and enjoy first class coz although i was skeptical at first but after watching it, you kinda sense a feeling of satisfaction... just like after whacking a carl's jr combo meal burger... XD

Well later tomorrow, or should i say later tonite goin to watch JJ Abram's Super8... So looking forward to it later... Hehehe...

Statistics now say that 1 out of 3 people are fags

OMG!!! KNNCCB!!!

Drink... Drank... Drunk...

Picture speaks louder than words... XD



Lesson to be learned...

1. Grow a brain!
2. Don't get license kopi-o
3. Signs are not target practice
4. This is not a computer game, where you score points on crashing cars

Talking about being cynical...

Talking about being cynical... Well, some friends you have, never seems to failed to amuse you. Not that i care. LOL! I learn from them too. Some just don't bother to contact you or keep their promises when they say they will and some just basically will only call when they need you and never available on other times... AWESOME!

New Twilight/New Moon joke...

In case some of you guys didn't know, i did an entry "Howling at the New Moon" which is a contest entry to win the premiere tickets of the new Twilight movie... 'New Moon'

Well, i stumble upon today's C&H comic and they did a joke on it as well... So here it goes...



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The Revival of Jesus-Sunday Comic Day

Wow... I can't believe myself that i haven't posted any Jesus Comic Day for sometime now. But nonetheless, there's one... Well, but there's no Jesus in it but it has got to do with Jesus la... If you guys are smart enough and know the story... you'll definitely get the joke...



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Howling at the New Moon

Aaaaaoooouuuuuuu~~~ *howling* The New Moon is arising soon into the dark air of the night. So girls... * i know alot of girls are like goin psycho gaga over it* and also guys...*i know you guys don't wanna admit it* and not to forget those who are in between too, Stephenie Meyer's New Moon movie adaption of her novel is hitting the theaters real soon. And Nuffnang is giving all you guys a chance to grab those premiere screening tickets courtesy of Tayangan Unggul Sdn Bhd.

So all you need to do is go to Nuffnang website and check out on the details la. But what you guys have to do is pretty much similiar to what i'm doing right now. Which is to 'BLOG ABOUT IT'. Well, the link of the contest details and information is here.

Well... so for my part, i don't even wanna bother explaining to you all who is Edward... who is Bella... who is Jacob... Cause most of you guys are even more knowledgeable than me when it comes to the whole Twilght universe. So instead of giving some lame-ass sypnosis taken from the internet, i'm going to share some of the bubble talk parodies and my very own motivational poster *parody version* to all of you.

When i first saw the poster, i was like... i can seriously know what they meant to say to each other... So i think this might more a less be what they were tryin' to say...



Then i saw this screencaps from Nuffnang website regarding the New Moon competition. I thought of this...



So overall... I gotta say that this will be the theme of the whole New Moon movie... So here's the motivational poster...



Ok... by now i think most of the die hard fans of this cult series are probably going to stoned me to death... So before they completely figure it out... i better run away first... ciaoz...

This Is Too Hardcore

Ohh Emm Gee!!! Since started working, i barely got time to even post a lame ass comic strip from Cyanide and Happiness... Crap la! So here's one... then i have to leave to work... = =! Worst part is, this week is the last week of training and then... Poof!!! Officially on your own... = =! = =!



Less hardcore stuff from Explosm.net lulz! That's such a lie... Tee Hee~~~

Slowpoke...

For some who might know, i just started my work this week. And that explain alot on why i have been MIA for one whole week. I remembered that this month was CELgames competition and their prelims were around this few weeks.

So i went to their website yesterday and realized that their prelims was today at 10.30am. So i quickly registered myself and i'm getting ready right now to move my ass to Subang.

Not to mentioned this whole week was like... back from work and stuck in jam... den sleep...den wake up... den stuck in jam and back to work and the cycle continues...

So yes! i didn't train at all... and hopefully... some kinda miracle happen la... XD But not to worry, i'll be bringin mah camera so if i get knock out early... i'll be snapping away photos and soon update it here when i got time la... XD

Oh ya... The message and meaning of this post is that... i am a SLOWPOKE... XD

ps. All American Rejects pics will be uploaded as soon as i get back home later... *fingers crossed* and wish me luck... XD

Moar slowpokes at Explosm.net

All Hail Darth Vader... #1 BAD ASS...

Just for the lulz... Star Wars fan would love it... XD

Spacebook...

Facebook/Star Wars Spoof...

Lesson to be learn... be careful of what you post on your updates if ya boss is on your facebook friend's list... XD

The Cycle of Chest Hair

I think it's kinda very true...



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Please...

Yes... i'm on my lazy mode again. So here's another Cyanide and Happiness for ya amusement while i search for some kinda inspiration for a post... XD


*click on image to enlarge*



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I'm Too Young

Kinda lazy to write a post and i saw today's C&H kinda sarcastic and twisted kinda funny so...



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CK's Sushi King's Sushi Bonanza EPIC BATTLE FINALE!!!

After the EPIC BATTLE which ended up in a DRAW, CK has been waiting for a long time for his rematch battle with Sushi King for the Sushi Bonanza Title...

*For those haven't read Part One do CLICK HERE to link it to Part One*

After much waiting, the day has finally come!!! It's CK's Sushi King's Sushi Bonanza EPIC BATTLE FINALE!!!

Let's go see how CK is preparing for the rematch battle...

Oh Wow... What a deadly aura being emitted by CK's body! Looks like he is determined to have his vengeance!

There's only one target on CK's mind! ONLY ONE!!! THE MOST WANTED ENEMY!!! Yes!!! It's none other than...

SALMON SUSHI!!!

So, let's see if CK manage to defeat his arch enemy!!!



The match has begun!!! And CK quickly dashes as fast as lightning and struck the first blow!!!



Oh wait... another Salmon Sushi is SPOTTED!!!



Wow!!! Two kills... wait... there's MOAR!!!



That's UNBELIEVABLE!!! Wait!!! I see another one!!!



FOUR KILLS!!! Ohh Emm Gee!!!




Wait a second... I see CK's doing his signature move!!! It's... it's...



WASABI TORTURE!!!



Looks like Sushi King is being beaten and being ass-whooped to a pummel this time!!!

CK goes with the FINISHING MOVE!!!



That's MEGA-Choke-Hold-HEAD-CHOPPER Move!!!




FLAWLESS VICTORY!!! Indeed!!!

CK's Sushi King's Sushi Bonanza EPIC BATTLE FINALE!!! With a whooping victory from CK!!! Till the next time, we meet again with the ever interesting adventure's of CK The Slayer... XD

A Street Fighter Parody of Ken and Ryu

This a pretty old comic strip i wanted to share to all if you guys haven't read it. For those who are not familiar with Street Fighter, the guy in red is Ken and the other guy in white is Ryu.

Both are characters from the Capcom Fighting game series called Street Fighter. So to all fans of Street Fighter, or unlike... enjoy...

Nudist Lost in Translation

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