Super fuckin' 8

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!!

I felt violated...

It happened again!!!

It's Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull all over again...

Instead of this...


it's... this poor chap beggin' for their mercy...

YES! IT's JJ Abrams's turn to be the whore... Beg all you want, it's not goin to prevent it...

C'mon we all know this picture just
JUST TOO GOOD AND TOO FUCKING PERFECT TO BE TRUE!!!

I just felt somehow that his asshole will come along...
coming with his 'dildosaber' and violate and literally fuck things up!!!

I fucking saw the credits roll with LUCASFILM being the company that handle the special effects for this movie!!!

Only thing was decent was the little zombie flick at the end...

Looks like all the looking forward to this movie went and flew out of the window...

PLEEEAAAASSSEEE!!! Enough with the Alien's Spaceships flying off at every end of the fuckin' movie already!!!

X-men vs. Pirates

So summer is here... So where's the babes in bikinis??? Oh rite... I'm in the wrong continent... Oh sucks...

Oh well... so no bikini-clad chics galore here but what the heck, at least we still get the summer blockbusters here...

Let's cut to the chase shall we? Watched pirates 4, bla bla bla... Johnny Deep? Depp? Sparrow? Who gives a fuck...

Conclusion... First thing that cross was mind was this...


And the below comic strip courtesy of the internet can best sum up what i thought of the movie


Thank goodness i watched this last week...



And somehow restores my faith in hollywood movies once again...

I don't bother giving a rating and what not coz i'm no movie experts or trying to be one... Fuck that shit, i'm just being plain honest... Just to watch pirates and regret it later and just watch it for the sake of watching and enjoy first class coz although i was skeptical at first but after watching it, you kinda sense a feeling of satisfaction... just like after whacking a carl's jr combo meal burger... XD

Well later tomorrow, or should i say later tonite goin to watch JJ Abram's Super8... So looking forward to it later... Hehehe...

It appears to be this scenario when i open my facebook today...

Langkawi Trip with SCB colleagues

Last week, some of us from SCB Collections and some ex-colleagues went to Langkawi for a short trip. We guys went there on Friday early morning till Sunday evening. YES! Friday as in Good Friday last week. Some might asked, "Did you guys all took leave?" Answer: NO! Coz Friday was a public holiday! Wait a minute... DOES NOT... YES IT IS!!! Coz we follow Singapore Holidays and Good Friday was a holiday for us! Muahahaha...

Before anyone can say 'PICS or GTFO...' I shall say... 'Too lazy to upload pics here so just go check it on FB's page...'

Oppss forget, if you are not mah friend... Sorry, can't see la...

Did i mentioned i did some spring cleaning on my facebook? XD Finally i cleaned out my "friends" list and i did realized back to the days where i still play those dumb games on FB, there was alot of random adds...

Alright it's Sunday afternoon and i feel like napping... Muahahaha

Heard Switchfoot is having a gig tonite, any takers?

First Post of the Year 2011

Harlow people!!! Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Chinese New Year and Happy whatever festival that has passed by since i last posted anything at all in this place... i mean blog... i mean this forsaken hell-hole... i mean... yes yes! BLOG!

I feel bad for this blog and whoever reads it before. Good thing i am not like some famous blogger and I'm pretty damn sure that I am not missed at all... *sob sob*

Well... Cut to the crap... Do I feel guilty? obliged? bored? too free? coz can't sleep? I think those are parts of the reason I am writing a post here... I guess...

This has been pretty busy for me. Well... That's a fat lie... and yeah! I mean... FAT LIE... Honestly, I'm just being lazy to blog about anything. Reason being? Well, most of my rants are senseless, distasteful and plain vulgar and rude? I think you guys that reads it should be the judge.

Anyways a quick update on things and here's a fast one on things happened so far:-

1. It's 2011!!!
2. It's April now!!!
3. I got an Iphone!!!
4. I started tweeting!!!
5. Still working in the same company!!! Yes! Kerja as Along kutip hutang!!!
6. Started bloggin' this entry!!!

There you go... That's all... after months of not bloggin'... That's what happen so far in my life... Borin' right?

Well... Actually there's alot of stuff happened in between here and there la~ But heck, either you are on my Twitter or Facebook then at least you know what's goin' on la~

Oh well, if you guys wanna add me once facebook or twitter... Just click on the link beside the post... Hopefully no psychos out there though... XD

Oh ya... FYI!!! Streamyx still sucks like an old dirty whore with no teeth giving blowjob with a cane... YES!!! From the last post till now. I still loathe Streamyx and their fucked up service. Broadband my ass! Their commercial on radio is a joke! And yes! my feelings of hatred for you is still burning like hot flaming coal!!!

Streamyx!!! You can go FUCK OFF!!!
Piktur courtesy of the in-tah-net~

If Streamyx had a face, I'll fuckin' slap it! And i'll fuckin' slap it again...

Most of the people who knows me should know that I've been bitching about my internet connection for couple of months now. No thanks to our No.1 ISP in Malaysia. Yes! You! Streamyx! Fuck you TMnet for making my life miserable for almost 3 months now. And no thanks to the upgrade that we did to 1MB line. No thanks at all...

At times, more often than not, my internet connection goes down for like couple of hours. And at times when 'there is internet', the line will be highly unstable. Pages are not load properly, loading of site will get stuck.

I'm been having my personal war with the TM Customer service for months now. They use to call me almost everyday to bug me and check on me regarding about the connection problem as though they are like doing some shit ass job to fix it. After 1 month or so of constantly getting calls from them and I see the damn problem was still the same, I finally gave them what was on my mind.

I was fuckin' them upside down, scolded very sarcastically and was torturing whoever that called me coz I was really really pissed off with them.

Once i remember last week i called up when the connection was down, Malay lady from CS answered my call, I asked her what's the matter with the line and she keeps on saying it's fine. When i drilled her and ask her to get the report I filed under my name, she went and changed the story and told me, "Yes, your port has a problem".

I was furious and told that bitch that I don't need to know that my port has a problem. I fucking know that it has a problem and that's why i did a report/complaint in the first place.

This damn TMnet fuckfaces do not take a crap at any of your complaints. The lowlife mother fuckers are offering something that they can't maintain, and now with the users gettin' more and more everyday and with their fucked up service/servers. Some will eventually suffer bad connections and that victim now is me.

TMnet! FUCK YOU! You should get another email from me soon coz i want my 3 months rebate or fuckin' upgrade me to Unifi for free, you fuckin' dumb asses!!!

An SMS from mum at 2.00am

Went out just now to meet Darren and Aliff to play some DOTA. 12am decided to call it a nite and wanted to have a drink before going back. Darren was on his bike and told him to follow us, while myself and Aliff was walking to my car. Then after that we saw Darren speed off on the opposite direction from where we are walking towards my car. WTF... SUMBAT!

I was telling Aliff, where the fuck Darren is goin, but anyhow told Darren goin to Pelita. So we drove and saw Pelita was closed and went and park infront some shops. Got a sms from Darren saying he's near McD and don't know where we are and where we parked. Tried calling him then heard him saying 'I'm in McD...' then line got cut and can't call him anymore, all went to voicemail and Aliff told me, Darren's phone was out of battery. FUCK MAN!

So decided to look for him at McD, hoping that Darren would still be there waiting. So myself and Aliff was waiting at the corner of McD and then I saw this motorcyclist with a white KHI helmet whoozing by... It was Darren! I shouted at the joker as he just whizzed pass by us and went to the mainroad. Then i was like walking and then running towards him hoping that I was able call the joker and that he would have heard me...

I saw him putting on his jacket and while i was running and shouting for him, he shoots off... What the fuck!!??? That Darren, really 'SUMBAT case'.

Decided to go back la. Myself and Aliff was like... FUCK wei... Funny shit, that jackass Darren can't hear nuts at all. Maybe coz he was wearing the bike helmet so can't hear nuts.

So anyway after fetching back Aliff, i went back home too. Got an sms from mum askin whether working tomorrow and i replied, on the way back. Bought 100 plus and some pasta from KK mart coz feeling hungry and wanted to cook myself supper and since i still got leftovers of mah beef chili from yesterday's pot luck. So came home at 12.50am and then went to kitchen and cook.

So makan, watch tv downstairs at home, then came up mah room online/facebooking. Around 2am i got a sms. SMS from mum??? WTF!!? I read the message and it says..."On the way? Until now also not yet reached." *speehless*

I'm in my room replied "I came back home long time ago already..."