Diarrhea... Curse you!!!

Havin' very long sessions of sittin' of the 'throne'... Hope i can recover by Chinese New Year holidays and also hope i lose some weight in the process too... XD

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A Big Fuck You to you SOPA!!!

Sharing is caring in the internet world... So SOPA, a big fuck you to you... Thank you very much...

You're fucked today...

College students worldwide... Message brought you by Wikipedia... You're fucked today!!! XD
Go and read a book in the library instead... Trollolol!!!

Happy End of the World 2012

Happy End of the World Year to all of you!!! Oh yeah!!! It's 2012 and 'oh yeah'... It's the first post of the year for me... So, what to expect? New resolutions? New sudden urge to start posting blogpost? Words of wisdom?

Who am I kidding? It'll be the same crap as every year... Bullshits promises that we don't mean to keep or do. Resolutions that we make which will end up not doin' a Goddamn thing. Yeah! I'm not being negative or what not, I'm just telling the actual fact.

So the point is, whether the world is goin to end or not? XD

Trollolol... Can't help it... XD Thanks to the whole Mayan people and the John Cusack's movie, the whole end of the world jokes/figure of speech will be overused throughout this whole year.

Okay, okay... Point is... Cut all the bullshit and horsecrap and enjoy ya life like it's the last year before end of the world... *Baduum* XD

Girls... Go and walk up to the guy you haven't or normally won't and ask him out and make Mr.Forever Alone the happiest guy on earth. Chics of all races, if you think that there's this blogger guy who talks crap on the internet is kinda cute, go ahead... Ask him out... Pretty sure he will rock your world XD

Don't just sit ya lazy asses in front of your computer only. Live life!!! Do something... Anything... Something crazy but not so crazy enough that you will live through it.

So people... Rakyats...

Lemme hear you say... "Live Life!!!" Yeah! Say it out loud!!!

LIVE LIFE!!!

If you don't feel motivated, well just remember this piktur below...

Oh yeah!!! It's the last year of the world... XD

So, HAPPY NEW YEAR once again... and remember... remember... Don't be a douchebag...

Like this fella...

Poem Sonnet Haiku Whatver la...

I was making fun of my fellow colleague about his what he claimed to be his sonnet writing ability and was saying that..."Bugger, you think i can't write for nuts izzit?"

I was like... "Wow, i didn't know you can write?"

He did mentioned that yesterday after gotten another fellow colleague's invitation for his engagement party, he eventually wrote a what he claimed a 'haiku'.

I just checked the email just now and read it, it goes like this:

Congrats to both of U!!!

Lemme dedicate this Haiku to both of U for this joyous occasion.

As a New Sun Arises
I Stand Firm looking Past the Horizon
Embarking on A Voyage that would Take Us to the Distance
For Whatever the Future holds Uncertain
My Happiness in the Present stays Eternal

P.S. And yes I did wrote that myself !!!!

Then eventually i was like... Trollin' time Oh Yeah! And emailed him this:

Here’s a haiku for you…

As he glaze into the glaring stars
Bright as the sun yet empty like a glittering jar
Hoping to find a part that filled that void
But instead, being inflicted by innumerous scars


Well, now to see it, it's kinda depressing poem so to say...

1 Year Ago

Exactly 1 year ago, 2nd of August 2010 was the day that i got my acceptance letter to the job which i am currently working now, at Standard Chartered Bank. Kinda ironic to see the acceptance letter in my hand just now and was telling my fellow colleagues that it's been 1 year since we joined in.

Kinda ironic that it will soon be 1 year since i step into this office and soon by the end of this month, i shall be leaving. Well, not exactly end of the month, more like 26th of this month XD.

1 year of being in this office, you tend to know more than you should and also wish that you knew more since most big management tend to microspecify your work load and job scope.

Well, enough is enough and when opportunity comes knocking on your front door, it's foolish not to open.

And thus i am on my way out of here and will soon embark on a new field of work which may seem foreign to me but i am equally as much excited.